carrd // art blog

✦ this is where i reblog goofy posts that make me giggle !

✦ proship exclusionists terfs etc. are banished to the sensory deprivation chamber

cerastes:

doubleipa:

cerastes:

That “waoh!” anime girl sfx youtubers use

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You should play Russian Roulette with a flamethrower.

garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

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I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

cornerfolks:

hotwinger:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

hotwinger:

Logging onto Tumblr

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It might seem a bit mad, but there’s nothing wrong with using toilets as Transportation…

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…if you end up…

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…in a magical place….

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…full of like-minded and diverse peoples.

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they bought checkmarks

alastairvox:

jessepinkthem:

emailmore:

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im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there’s only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

loth-catgirl:

sparr-ow:

nae-nae-supreme:

spearxwind:

you guys who weren’t here will never understand how fundamentally hilarious the rcdart drama was. like imagine waking up one day and suddenly everyone is talking about this one artist drawing captain america fucking weird and you look them up and get hit with these bad boys

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and for the record… they chose this. this is how their OLDER art looked like 

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like. you couldnt PAY me to post this. i would not admit this at gunpoint 

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sorry but i dont think this post is complete without their attempts at drawing star wars characters

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akashicrecord:

attention walmart shoppers 3 more seconds til I get naked